1. Shitbox is a colloquialism meaning "anal canal". However, although technically "shitbox" may be used as a direct substitute for "anal canal" it is in fact used almost exclusively when referring to the act of anal sex. Specifically one gets taken up the shitbox or one party takes a second party up the shitbox of the second party. It is worth noting that "Shitbox" is often shortened to shitter".

2. Due to the social unacceptance of anal sex in polite society a secondary derived meaning of shitbox is "very bad".

Unsurprisingly the term is derogatory and used mainly by male virgins in the company of their peers during puberty when discussing their as yet unactualised sexual desires and fantasies.

Especially popular in Kent in the mid 1990's "taken up the shitbox" rose to become the favourite phrase of the sixthform boys of Chatham house boys grammar school in Ramsgate, Kent in the years 1996-8.
1. Nigel have you taken her up the shitbox yet?

2. Yes I bent her over my Astra outside Frank's and gave it to her hard right up her shitbox.

3. And did she like it in the shitbox?

4. What the fuck to you think? Have you ever met a bird who liked it in the shitbox? Oh no you are a virgin aren't you.

5. So are you Nigel you lying shitbox.

6. Shitbox!
by Brian Tyler October 21, 2004
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Top Definition
something that is low quality or nonworking.
Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.
by catspleen January 16, 2003
1. An automobile that is in poor condition.
2. An automobile that is prone to breaking down frequently. See cadillac
Did you see that shitbox he was driving?
by theseeker July 10, 2003
A motor vehicle of poor quality, that is valued at or bellow $1000 and is driven on the annual "Shitbox Rally" through extremely remote and isolated areas of the Australian outback. The idea being that each team, of which there are 250, needs to find a Shitbox and prepare it for the Shitbox rally without spending more than $1000 on it.
Teams are also required to raise money for the Cancer Council. Since its inception in 2010, the Shitbox rally has grown to become the single largest fund raising event for the Cancer Council. The rally now raises in excess of $1,000,000 annually for the Cancer Council.
The people that take part in the Shitbox rally often refer to themselves as "Shitboxers".
Teams travel to Australia from all over the world to take part in the Shitbox Rally.
If your Shitbox dies on the rally, it is going in a hole... and your rally is over!
by Shitboxer September 13, 2013
A car of poor quality or condition.
My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.
by NICK3189 May 08, 2007
Microsoft's X-Box
I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003
Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004
a very old and slow computer
'let me try and print from this shitbox'
by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

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