A shit box is a person who is shit, kind of like the shit heads who go 0-10-7 and let their carry die in dota, and then when they win because they get carried, they ego you. Shitbox is usually a term used to insult shit players to leave them mentally scarred so they never play again, it tends to make them instant leave if you call them shitbox enough.
game 1:
master_pain: u suck dick, ima fucking rape u asshole u dick sucker
trjial: you're a shitbox, you know that? you fucking let invoker down, u shitbox, u fucking suck, shitbox.

game 2:
trjial: you're a shitbox
master_pain: -left the game-
by lucker1337 August 02, 2011
something that is low quality or nonworking.
Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.
by catspleen January 16, 2003
1. An automobile that is in poor condition.
2. An automobile that is prone to breaking down frequently. See cadillac
Did you see that shitbox he was driving?
by theseeker July 10, 2003
A car of poor quality or condition.
My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.
by NICK3189 May 08, 2007
Microsoft's X-Box
I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003
Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004
a very old and slow computer
'let me try and print from this shitbox'
by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003
i.e. a Hot Wheels Regular Treasure Hunt

Describes the cars in the Regular Treasure Hunt Series released by Hot Wheels.
Davit: "I went into Wal-Mart this morning and the pegs were plump full!"

Si: "What did you find?"

Davit: "I saw the green stripe and got all excited just to find out it was just a shitbox."
by Looped Out November 02, 2009

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