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18.
1.A total and complete piece of shit.
2.Basically, a pile of wreckage that the Navy keeps wanting to fly...even though it has more Maintenance hours than Flight hours.
3 See: C-130T
Hey Dave, are you ready to go out and work on that Shit Box 164997?
by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006
 
1.
something that is low quality or nonworking.
Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.
by catspleen January 16, 2003
 
2.
1. An automobile that is in poor condition.
2. An automobile that is prone to breaking down frequently. See cadillac
Did you see that shitbox he was driving?
by theseeker July 10, 2003
 
3.
A car of poor quality or condition.
My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.
by NICK3189 May 08, 2007
 
4.
Microsoft's X-Box
I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003
 
5.
Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
 
6.
a very old and slow computer
'let me try and print from this shitbox'
by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003
 
7.
butthole or butt region
He tongue jacked her shit box
by bm November 10, 2003