someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.
friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"
dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"
uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"
A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.
Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.
A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.
That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass
"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"
"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"
"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."
"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."
A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.
Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.
Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.