Cryptic Shitbags 

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

Cryptic Shitbags by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011

Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.

I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.

Shitbass by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011

shitbasket 

extremely drunk to the point where you do not even remember your own name.

Mike: "Dude, I don't even know my own name right now man. I'm just here man!"

Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"

shitbasket by Mr. Dave'O May 20, 2007

shitbas 

Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for some reason, the phrase "shitbas" is used for describing something or an explanation of annoyance or displeasure.

Tom: "Man, i lost the car keys, way out there in the jungle"

Tim: "Argh Tom, you shit bastard, how could you do that?!"

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"Crap, my CD is broken!"

"Na, don't matter, it was shitbas anyway..."

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"Shitbas! Just hit my faffing head on the door!"

shitbas by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

shitbased

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.

Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.

shitbased by r the p June 19, 2008

Shitbass

Shitbass is a dance music genre from Evansville, IN. Similar to breakcore, speedcore, speedbass, and suomisaundi, shitbass songs rely on comedic sampling of popular material and punishing bassdrum rhythms.

Happy Fascist Italians like to claim that they invented Shitbass but the music existed before HFA started making it. Some of the people who went on to make Shitbass were known from 2005-2008 or so to make a genre we all called "Bogus Breaks", which had the same "Dance music + pop culture humor" mentality that Shitbass has. HFA came along and made the genre a harder edge, and in doing so changed the name of it.

Thus... Bogus Breaks was more or less proto-shitbass. Some classic bogus albums can still be found in Evansville's underground culture. (Various Artists - Great Music Race of 2006 and Fenrir - Who Knows How to Mecca Sandwich? are prime examples.)

Happy Fascist Italians + the other shitbass musicians are known as the Network 24 collective. There's a few of the old Bogus Breaks musicians who haven't switched over to the new style or have dropped off the face of the earth complete.

This shitbass is about as annoying as dubstep.

Shitbass by bogusbroken March 15, 2011

Shitbags 

Baggy cotton joggin' pants that hang extremely low on gangsta rappers and wiggers. Usually worn with Beige Timberland boots and one pant leg pulled up to the knee. They have the appearance of something a horse might wear in the city.

"Look at those Shitbags...!!"

Shitbags by pierogiking December 14, 2007