shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitatorium 

Another name for a bathroom/water closet/ head/ wash room/ powder room/ crapper

Man 1: Where did Jose go?

Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!

Shitatorium by I got you back July 12, 2009

Mt. Shitmore 

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

Mt. Shitmore by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016

shitaroni

a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger.

After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."

shitaroni by silvercrash February 21, 2010

Mount Shitmore 

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

Mount Shitmore by LonePooper November 3, 2018

Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.

Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!

Shitamon by DAL13 June 9, 2013

shitamolies

when u wanna say shit but add some PAZAZZ to it, like make it more dramatic ya feel?

oh shitamolies, u just hit my titamolies

shitamolies by t's and c's apply June 9, 2020