A fine Teriyaki delicacy that you suck out of a 400lbs. sweatty asian women's gaping asshole with a cocktail straw and a nose packed full of grade A columbian snow.
"Pass the shitaki, bitch."
by Senior El Jalepeno March 03, 2005
The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
by Lolwutmenz November 10, 2008
Term which can be used as: one whose breath smells as if shit is literally talking

Came up with this word when I smelt a foul odor from this guys' mouth

Root Word: Shit; fecal matter or commonly known as poop
Man says: Hey, whats' up dude!

Dude say: Whoa.........SHITAKI, as he holds up his hands and does a karate move!

Man: Dumbfounded and goes the rest of the day with his shitty breath
by Mishayla Renee July 27, 2009

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