shitabetes 

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

shitabetes by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

shiturbate 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.

shiturbate by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013

Shiterbate 

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010

shiterate 

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

shiterate by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

shitebration 

(verb)
A combination of shit and celebration.

1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).

2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.

Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.

2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.

3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.

shitebration by Armestam September 10, 2011

Shiterbate 

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

Shiterbate by Shiterbater August 15, 2009