Shit.com 

The best site where you can play minecraft on your browser

Oh hey wanna play some minecraft go to shit.com

Shit.com by TrevorMcgregor001 November 6, 2020

shit.com 

shit. shit to the extreme.

man, that girl is shit.com

shit.com by memememmeeemem99 April 25, 2011

Your not shit.com 

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.

Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”

Your not shit.com by Cvvdbnf January 4, 2019

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Shit Coma 

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

Shit Coma by estarno May 2, 2010

Shit coma 

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

Shit coma by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

The Shit Commitment

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

The Shit Commitment by Lucas A. Write October 2, 2006