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Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'
1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death
by pdiggitydawg July 30, 2011

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