| 1. | shit wipe | ||
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1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.
2. Another word for asshole/shithead John: I fucked your girl
Me: You're a fucking shit wipe |
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| 2. | take a aaron and wipe my sally | ||
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taking a shit wipe my ass haha i just had to take a aaron and wipe my sally mother fucker!!
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| 3. | wipe forward | ||
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When a human's girth prohibits them from reaching their butthole using the tried and true "around the back" method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the shit using a "hook up" motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the labia, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. Males get shit all over the rear of their testicles See:Sack-o-berries. Dude I went down on this fat bitch at the Team Hancock party. And a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her clit. I found the source of this to be a Secret Skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. I should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. I lost all Drive to Dive and left.
WE at Team Hancock believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk......don't tell me you don't know what i'm talkin about |
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| 4. | sex shit | ||
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When you have a shit, wipe, and there is nothing on the toilet paper. This represent ideal rectal conditions to receive anal sex in the most sanitary fashion. Yes I had a sex shit now I can get pounded real good without making a mess
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| 5. | Swipe Wipe | ||
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A wipe so deep, you practically finger yourself. After I took a massive dump, I accidentally did a swipe wipe... and it really didn't feel good.
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| 6. | wipe ya mouth | ||
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To wipe one's mouth. Kathysue: Jazzy, U gonna buy me this ring?
Jazzy: Listen woman, go wipe ya mouth. |
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| 7. | Hurricane Shit | ||
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When you have and extremely large shit that pauses then continues after you wipe. Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.
John: It was the infamous hurricane shit. |
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