| 8. | Thumpkin | ||
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A more powerful blumpkin; a blumpkin with 'a little more umph.' A quickly and fiercely delivered blumpkin, often resulting in massive amounts of shit water and semen splatter with heavy collateral. 1. So my girl sat me down on the john and we proceeded to experiment with a blumpkin. It went downhill from there and I ended up getting more of a thumpkin than anything else. By the end of it, us and the whole god-damned bathroom was covered in shit and cum.
2. Yeaup, so I pressured Lisa into giving me a blumpkin the other day... bad idea. Instead I got a massive thumpkin that blew out the lights and shattered my mirror. The toilet's fucked too. |
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| 9. | Shit Steam | ||
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To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland
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| 10. | Water Panda | ||
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n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. *** "O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks" |
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| 11. | water panda | ||
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n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".
***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. *** "O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks" |
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| 12. | shit factory | ||
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A wastewater facility (sewage treatment plant).
(Not to be confused with a water treatment plant) Ed Norton works in the shit factory tunnels.
The shit factory really stinks in the summertime. |
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| 13. | muddy the water | ||
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When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown. dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water
goodooga: yo man i did that last week!! |
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| 14. | shit towel | ||
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A towel used for drying things other than the body. Typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, ass-sweat, puke, etc.) A towel is no longer considered a shit towel once it has been cleansed of filth. "Don't put that shit towel on me! I saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. It used to be white!"
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