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when you have or need alot of something. i have a shit-ton of work to do today.
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| 1. | shit-ton | ||
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Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton. Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.
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A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton. Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight. Bad Usage:
That guy must weigh a shit-ton. Good Usage: I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes. -or- A shit-ton of thought went into this definition. |
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Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons. "We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."
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1. A large quantity
2. A quantity beyond measure That is a shit-ton of homework.
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538.4 pounds The average American Male weighs 189.8lbs, a ton is 2000lbs, so a ton of humans is 2000/189.8=10.5 people. If human fecal matter is .27lbs on average, then for a ton of men, a Shit-Ton is 2.8 people, or 538.4lbs. This number is also attainable by taking 2000, the number of lbs in a Shit-Ton, and multiplying .2692 pounds, yielding 538.4, the average weight of a Shit-Ton. With two different formula's yielding identical answers, I here by submit the average weight of a Shit-Ton to be 538.4 pounds.
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An excessive or abundant amount. I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.
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Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit. (On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"
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