A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal
that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.
Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal
bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica
album, St. Anger
. Metallica went with a shit-metal
sound this record, I guess...
The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"
Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."
Shit Metal = Non-existent
insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal