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shit like a wookie 

to make a super sized wookie tird.
Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
shit like a wookie by nick May 25, 2005

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
Shit like a king by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.
MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

shit like that

Used when one hasn't got the words nor the intellect to finish off a sentence or an instruction
We need to test Workflow and shit like that
shit like that by boobloo May 9, 2008

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."
Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

Shit like a Nazi 

When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.
That burrito is going to make me shit like a Nazi