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Fast Shit 

Going poop without wiping your ass.
Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!
Fast Shit by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

shitfest 

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once
Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!
shitfest by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

shitfest 

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.
I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.
shitfest by nrs September 5, 2005

shitfeast 

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.
When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.
shitfeast by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

shitfest 9000 

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.
John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."
shitfest 9000 by cdub for real January 24, 2011

shitfest 

1. when a situation or a task at hand goes bad.
2. An event that results in a displeasing outcome.
One arrives at a party and finds the situation bad, uncool, boring, lame and/or gay. One would describe the party as a "shitfest". Normally used in context as such, "What a shitfest!"

shitfest by N Rich April 15, 2006