| 1. | shit can happen | ||
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A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf -quit dickin off -you will get shot if your not careful shit can happen. shit being gun play. if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen
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| 2. | shit can | ||
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To try to minimize the negative outcome of a mistake by destroying or concealing evidence, by redirecting attention away from the error, or by ignoring criticism altogether. The CEO signed a bad contract, and the shareholders are mad as hell. Corporate communications is just gonna shit can it though, since the losses aren't that large.
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| 3. | The fuck my shit at? | ||
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Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want. The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation. *obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*
Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days. Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing. Her shirt arrived the next day. |
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| 4. | winds of shit | ||
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From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit. Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No." Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit. ...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming." |
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| 5. | Face like a kicked-in shit can | ||
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A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can
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| 6. | Fucking Shit | ||
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Something to say when "shit" can't cut it when you're very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of fucking shit.
"Motherfucking piece of shit" is a more powerful phrase to say when you are EXTREMELY pissed off. God DAMN this Fucking Shit!
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| 7. | red shit | ||
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how your shit can become stained red if you eat beetroot. I'm not joking, try it. Happenes a lot to me and i was suprised there was no definition on here. Try it though, a practical experiment you can do at home. Probably best done in private tho. Man, i just burnt my ass off spilling out that red shit.
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