|1.||shit brindle brown|
An unpleasant or common and boring colour of brown, in reference to eye colour, hair colour, or just the colour brown. Commonly used among older generations (parents, grandparents, etc)
The colour of my eyes are shit brindle brown.
"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.
In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.
While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."
About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.
Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
when you fart but then to your horror, follow through
OMG as if i did just SHIT in the shower. CHERNOBYL! i thought it was merely a harmless keff
This is the aftermath of when a woman has had a child or more than one.It is the left over,stretched out,stretch marked,deflated and hanging skin on a womans stomach area.Sometimes tiger stripped and shiny,resembling a brindle pattern.It could also happen to anyone who goes from tooo fat to tooo skinny in thier life.Usually noticed at your local flea market and, or walmart, when a woman puts on a pair of low cut,too tight ,or even stretchy pants to make herself feel skinny again.The woman, will usually look like a caterpillar from behind.The stripped,hanging thing with its oversized belly button crease will come out and say "hi".
JOE,says,"DAMN",check out the raisin belly on that fat bitch.JOHN,says,if that were your lady you wouldnt ever need a blanket in bed,you could just stretch that shit over your side and crash out.JOE,says,right right.
|5.||off the chain|
1) end of the disscusion, strait to bustin / fighting
2) spontanius excitment
3) chain weight of a gamedog ( pitbull ), to contest a dog without conditioning ( gamedogs have two weights chain weight and contest weight )
That skinny brindle dog aint got shit on my dog. Put your money where your mouth is and lets go off the chain.