shit wipe 

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

shit wipe by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) 

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

Wipeless shit 

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

Wipeless shit by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

one wipe shit 

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

one wipe shit by pzeke August 14, 2011

shit-a-wiped 

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

shit-a-wiped by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

no wipe shit 

Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.

Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.

no wipe shit by Mickhick95 June 18, 2011

ass`wipe`licker`shit 

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

ass`wipe`licker`shit by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003