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The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
by Napleo June 09, 2009
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
by jonhboy August 02, 2014
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
by Slashedace April 04, 2011
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
Shit ticket
by Greg stegs February 02, 2010
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009