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Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
by its426 October 22, 2003
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Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
by osbo November 04, 2002
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one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
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Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
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"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
by Luke Swiderski October 07, 2003
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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