dog shit on the table 

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

shit on the coffee table 

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

shit on the coffee table by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Tabel shit 

When you take a shit the size of a large table

OMG!!! that is one bug tabel shit!

Tabel shit by ALMFFE April 26, 2010

shitable

1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive

1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable

shitable by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004

Shiteable 

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

Shiteable by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

shittadle 

shit , move , fuck ,

what in the shittadle

shittadle by bl_b May 27, 2018

sittable 

Refering to something you can sit on, esp something comfortable to sit on.

The couch in the office is very sittable. Eat that, Andrew!

sittable by Guess January 26, 2004