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Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."
I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.

I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.

My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.

I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.
by Kyothine June 09, 2009
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Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"
"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."
by Anon#12394 March 14, 2012
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when a guy will suck the shit out of a girls ass

i will shit-suck that girl
by legend at ping pong July 30, 2006
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when a man sucks the shit cuming out of another mans rectum, then kisses him with the shit in his mouth
"i just shit sucked old man jenkins in the bathroom!!"

"i'd love to do a shit suck with him"
by suck.my.shit@hotmail.co.uk September 25, 2006
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