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Shit Slonked Silly Style 

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

Indian Style Shit 

When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.

Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.

cowboy style shit 

taking a dump while stradling the comode reverse. So as to lean your elbows on the tank, or in a public restroom, grab the pipe like the reigns or of bull. AKA reverse shit, you have to mount & dismount the toliet.
hey bubba, i had to shit so bad after that taco bell, i took a cowboy style shit to hold on, my ass blew up and i almost bucked off.
cowboy style shit by YDNA RunDPMG November 17, 2006

2000s style shit 

Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.
I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.
2000s style shit by UrbDic_Sucks December 14, 2024

Shitsty Nine 

The sensual oral pleasure of the sixty nine position, but deficating into your partners mouth.
Dude my friend and I were at this killer party, and we walked in on these girls shitsty nining.Will your mom perform shitsty nine on me this christmas?
Shitsty Nine by Cory Boone January 7, 2008
Any uninhabitable place--like a pigsty, but rather than accomidating for pigs, it is accomidating for shit.
Selon: "Well, let's clean up this shitsty."
Accord: "Go fuck yourself. I'm not cleaning up jack squat."
Skelk: "I hate it when we fight."
shitsty by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004