A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.
I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK
by andravian February 10, 2011

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(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey April 25, 2006

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1) slang for fecal matter

2) referring to the penis after unprotected anal sex
1) hey man ill be over in a bit, i just need to drop off some shit sticks

2) after i finished i slapped her on the ass with my shit stick
by Kompster October 16, 2009

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Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.
After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.
by A bruce willis fan April 01, 2003

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A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off
I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick
by The Daddy March 13, 2003

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A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.

1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.


by HateMan01 & AllCaffeine March 07, 2009

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An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

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