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this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"
Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.
this shit on safety by Laura400 December 10, 2007

safety shit 

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

Safeway Shit Syndrome 

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.
Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
Safeway Shit Syndrome by zar21 March 23, 2011

safety shit 

Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer
Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026