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stupid rap shit 

Basically 90% of rap is this, about degrading women, murdering, stabbing or commiting crimes, the sounds are computer generated, and require no talent with any known intrument to produce, the verses are worthless and the noise is just that. Noise, very few rappers deviate from this "mainstream trend" and therefore most rap can be defined as "stupid rap shit".
Friend : "Hey, come check out this rap song" -starts playing song on phone speakers-
Me : -smashes phone into the ground- "Dont play that stupid rap shit around me"
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shit raped 

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.
See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.
shit raped by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Shit Rape 

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.
Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
Shit Rape by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015

shit rape 

V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it.
Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"

Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."

Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"

Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
shit rape by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009

shit rape 

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
shit rape by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

Shit Rape 

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.
The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.
Shit Rape by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

shit sucking monkey raper 

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!