Top Definition
a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
by the cooler kid August 03, 2008

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