by Anonymous221B1886 June 21, 2020
Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.
by Velma March 15, 2005
It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
by Jake Tam June 18, 2008
it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
by Camels November 14, 2006
KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020
by orbsplitter May 9, 2009