I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish 

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010

Shit Edging 

When you go in the toilet and just fart a coupla times but your stomach still hurts.

Jaquavious: Dude I keep shit edging.
Bart:Well thats an unfortunate outcome.

Shit Edging by trolled! August 9, 2024

Yo these edibles ain't shit 

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.

Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

Yo these edibles ain't shit by snerfl February 1, 2021

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

You couldn't take an educated shit! by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

These Edibles Ain’t Shit 

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil

Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*

These Edibles Ain’t Shit by rubenski6 July 1, 2023

shited 

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.

"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."

shited by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006

Shitedly 

Doing something horribly and differently than normal

Minnesota Golden Gophers keep kicking off shitedly to Michigan.

Shitedly by Covert19 October 24, 2020