Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.
by TacoPuss33 May 09, 2014
Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.
sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!
by poppopcorn December 07, 2013
When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
by Slotheaus June 30, 2013
Shit dicks is a term used when expressing anger or disappointment.
Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.

Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.

Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
by titties12345 August 11, 2011
When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.
oh my god, shitdick! gross!
by Ozzysnack May 04, 2011
verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
by bikeboy3d2 November 11, 2010
When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.
1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."
by Sexbombz February 23, 2010

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