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A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
by Just another civilian February 07, 2014
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1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
by sd_rick February 16, 2011
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17.
Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.
by TacoPuss33 May 09, 2014
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Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.
sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!
by poppopcorn December 07, 2013
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19.
When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
by Slotheaus June 30, 2013
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20.
When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.
1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."
by Sexbombz February 23, 2010
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21.
someone who loves anal sex with men or woemen but mostly someone like ricky derbaghosian

he will try at all cost to stick it in your pooper
Have you seen shit dick?
Naa he's probly off poundin some ass.
by Cman93 January 04, 2010
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