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During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
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Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 18, 2006
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What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh June 30, 2010
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It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"
by Mike G June 18, 2004
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When your dick smells like dirty shit.
Ray Olinger has a shit dick.
by Cody & Austin November 09, 2008
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Mark(fag)Gustidus
by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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