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A word that can be used as an expression of shock/anger, or in some cases an insult. This word most likely originated from the thoughts of pain from doing such a feat.
1.) Then she started sexting me, I almost "Shit a Brick" when I saw her nude body!

2.) Well, you can just go and "Shit a Brick"
by The Big KG March 27, 2012
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Going insanely mad at something.
John: Aw man I ate Sally's last piece of cake.
Ron: Oh man she's gonna Shit-a-Brick.
by Lauchris August 01, 2010
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When you poop a turd thats so heavy when it hits the toilet water spashes back on your booty. Nobody usually tells others when this has happen...especially females!

Can also mean an abnormally large turd. The kind that you make ugly faces trying to get it out...This usually happens when you've been constipated for a few days.
Man I shit a brick last nite...I'm still hurtin'!
by kristyrose2727 May 06, 2007
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When you gotta shit really bad but it wont come out because its one huge slid mass.
God damn! I gotta shit a brick like i just ate a block of velveeta!
by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003
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A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.
Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
by Drake Aldan March 09, 2003
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A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.

It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
by handosome May 20, 2015
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An item that is damaged beyond repair, or an item that dies/ceases to function without warning.
This morning on the way to work, my car "shit a brick"
by Lovesexy May 16, 2005
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