shit a brick sideways 

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

shit a brick sideways by HDR February 4, 2004

Shit a Brain 

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

Shit a Brain by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

shit a brick 

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

shit a brick by maracanda April 22, 2006

shit a brick 

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.

shit a brick by Said February 4, 2003

shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

shit a brick and rape you with it by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

shit a six 

A huge shit. (Origin is from when you take a really big dump and in curls up in the toliet into a 6.)

"Hey guys i'll be right back, i'm about to go shit a six."

shit a six by TheHoodDwella February 10, 2008

shit a wreath 

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

shit a wreath by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014