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That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".
I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.
by Locomotion Titties April 05, 2010
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A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse
my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.
by ibeaperson July 09, 2010
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Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.
by thegoodzz June 30, 2010
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1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation.

2. The act of pooping

3. The poop itself

4. Something awesome

5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.

6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.
1. Shit! It's due tommorow?!

2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...

3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.

4. Dude this weed is the shit!

5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.

I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.

6. Shit!
by naylordude424 November 30, 2009
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Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 22, 2014
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Some How It's Tasty
Tom : Your food is shit.
Alice: Fuck you, whats wrong with it ??
Tom : Actually, I mean some how its tasty.
by deepblue_22 December 02, 2009
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