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1. shit tickets
Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy Aug 14, 2003 add a video
2. shit tickets
one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
3. Shit tickets
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
4. Shit Tickets
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
5. Shit Tickets
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
6. Shit Tickets
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
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