| 1. | Shit-thinking | ||
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The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit. "I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"
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| 2. | handle the shit | ||
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A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night. "Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"
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| 3. | original shit | ||
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first, fresh, distinctive. authentic, independent, unusual.
(some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice. one possible result of creative thought or action. trademark the shit zeus's butthole whoa! check tha' little tagger. he sho' gots original shit.
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| 4. | 'n shit | ||
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'n shit is a better way of finishing a sentence that you'd rather not drag out and continue. it is inserted at the end of a sentence or phrase. some people say 'and stuff' but saying 'n shit is clearly better. when having a conversation with someone you must insert the word 'n shit as many times as you can. infact, its almost a game too. i'm so tired 'n shit, i didn't get any sleep last night 'n shit cos i was thinking about loadsa crazy shit 'n shit.
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| 5. | Short Shit | ||
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a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT
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| 6. | Wish in one hand, shit in the other. | ||
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"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible. Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other. |
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| 7. | Shit Kid | ||
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When lil kids some were around grade 7 who just walk around, thinking their cool shit because there not in highschool yet and they don't know how brutal life is. Usually very cocky fucking kids that you just wanna pound their faces in. Random Guy: Dude look at all those fucking shit kids, its like an army of shit.
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