To become shit siblings, two people must each first take a shit, collect the shit and keep it in typical shit-form and then freeze the shits. After the shits are frozen thoroughly, the two parties will exchange their frozen shits, stuff their prospective shit-siblings' shit into their own asses and proceed to reheat and then re-excrete the the pre-fab log. They are now officially shit-siblings.
Who cares if you're blood brothers? Me and So-And-So are shit-siblings; way cooler, and way shittier. Ain't that some shit?!!!!
|2.||fucked up shit|
An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.
A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse
holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
A young girl, sometimes of unconsentable age, who may have sexual affiliations with the opposite sex, but only if their age is much greater than their own. Shit-nel's are known greatly for their ability to piss off siblings, parents, and other close family members. On some occasions, Shit-nel's cause plants to die when the Shit-nel comes within five to 10 feet from said plant.
"Look how pissed off everyone is! Stop being a Shit-nel!"
"All my plants are dead!! Must be that Shit-nel coming around again."
When there is a very large discrepancy among siblings in hotness. Usually used when one sibling is very attractive, and the other one has been beaten severely with the ugly stick.
Minnix: God damn Alisha is so hot- I think she is the hottest bartender in the whole city.
Matt: Have you met her sister Jen?
Minnix: No- but I hope I do soon, thank god there are two of them...
Matt: Not so fast- there is some serious sibcrepancy there- Jen looks like someone punched her in the mouth with a fistfull of shit.
Minnix: Oh man, that's terrible-that means you aren't guaranteed to have a good looking kid with Alisha. Her stock just plummeted. How depressing.
shit i will never understand, school is sappose to prepare us for a job, but jobs dont require us to do our work 24/7 just the 6-8 hours we are in work, so how does homework help prepare us for a job? and why do they give us lunch detention for falling asleep in class if the reason we're fallling asleep is because we stayed up till 5 in the morning doing the homework they gave us! and why do math teachers insist that math homework help's us understand math problems more when we can already do any problem in our sleep. i guess the conclusion is teachers (especially middle school teachers) are crazy assholes that are power hungry, and like to pick on kids that are going through tough shit let alone school. its hard enouph for kids having to come home to screaming parents/siblings along with a dog that persists on nawing your leg no matter how many times u push him away, along with the 12 hours of homework that teachers give each night. i guess life's a bitch, and thats all school succeeds in teaching you.
im sappose to be doing my homework right now, but instead im writing definitions on this shit, for things im pist about, i wonder why adults dont understand why the number in teenage suicide has drasticlly increased in the past years.
|6.||Old King Cole|
noun, A tall 6"3" ish man of dark mediterranian reatures with a tendancy to dote excessively on younger female siblings. goes by the unforgettable name or the manical master nib
There is an odd man over there licking a young girl's shoes for her. she appears to have trod in horse shit. she looks like his sister. he must be an Old King Cole
One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.
mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy"
me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."