I don't recommend taking this much acid at once, but if you have nothing to do, well... then, fuck it.more...
Me and a friend had been talking about the 3 strip grip (a phrase I just made up while typing this) and he was trying to talk me out of gobbling up all my acid, which was around 30 hits. Sorry, buddy. If you want some more you're gonna have to do the driving yourself. I was nervous, but after I put the paper into my mouth and began chewing, the nervousness changed to fear and I was unsure. My trip sitter made a face of complete shock when he saw me eat it. Then he laughed hard at my ridiculousness. I plugged in my amp and fucked around with my guitar for approximately 20 minutes, then the drug started taking effect. Everything around me was changing shape and coming alive, but no more than an eighth of mushrooms would dish out.
The trip was coming on too fast and I knew I wouldn't be able to control myself when I made the transition from "Woah" to "PAZOW". I belted out a quick riff that was catchy to mine ears, recorded it, then got another recorder, pressed play on the first one and pressed record on the second one. I stood up from that crouching position too fast and got really light headed. Everything was lightning fast and I was getting very heavy.
The drums sounded nice with the guitar riff and I felt like I had just made some leeway. But then craziness was around me. My friend was watching "Rugrats", an animated kid's cartoon on Nickelodeon, and Angelica...
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,more...
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige
A musical loosely based on the Seussical, which is in turn loosely based on the works of doctor Seuss. While the Seussical celebrates love and friendship, the Seducical celebrates fucking.
Cast Member 1:Take a Trip on a Ship to the Sucker of Dick
Cast Member 2:I certainly do not want my aunt to hear this profoundly innappropriate shit going down.
Cast 1: Going down is actually the title of the next number in this Seducical.
Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.
abbreviation for Teacher Over Shoulder
stacey: what the fuck brad
brad: shhhh dont use that language TOS
Teacher: what was that stacey?
1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.
2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.
Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.
Note: Vinyl? Seriously?
2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.
The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison.
Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.
I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.