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A sketchy, suspicious, and/or virus-ridden version of the Adobe Photoshop program. It is essentially a fake posing as the real thing, but not really because it's shit. Danny: "Olivia, check the picture I'm making with Photoshoop!"
Olivia: "Danny, get that shit off of your computer! It's only a matter of time before Photoshoop screws it over." |
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| 37. | Kazaa | ||
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great file sharing program, if you can deal with pop-up ads and Spy-ware. Check this shit out dude, i downloaded 3,000 songs from Kazaa!
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| 38. | windows | ||
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A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW! "Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much" "I think its time i format windows" "Windows is for noobs!" "Linux is 133t when compared to windows!" "Windows Sucks!" |
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| 39. | carboniated | ||
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what happens when you drink sprite (or other like substances) and your bitch is jockin' yo shit my man got locked up for that carboniated shit and had to get into a regurgitationary program to get his ass off that shit!
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| 40. | cheetachat | ||
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A program used for chatting on the yahoo server. Although it allows limitless lines for chatting and/or role playing it is quite a shit program that crash's and is nearly impossible to log on when installed. d00d your usin cheetachat? biotch j00 gay
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| 41. | road rules | ||
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a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity. Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules. |
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| 42. | Windows XP | ||
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A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions. Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*
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