|36.||Russian breath mint|
When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.
Ya I know, I watched.
Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh
Shizz Whoop is a compound phrase consisting of the words Shizz and Whoop. In this occasion, Shizz is a compound word, with the base words being Shit and Jizz. The word Whoop is used to signify that it is whipped together and served. The Shit is used as Chocolate and the Jizz is used as vanilla, or even whipped cream, depending on the state of it. Occasions of its serving are pranks, sex-play (see 2 Girls 1 Cup), and strange cult activities.
Shizz Whoop could also be used as an expression depicting excitement, fear, disappointment, or any other emotion.
Ex. 1) Jacob needs the recipe for a Shizz Whoop as soon as possible!
Ex. 2) DUDE! I TOTALLY GAVE A SHIZZ WHOOP TO YOUR MOM!
Ex. 3) Steven found it attractive when his girlfriend, Sharon, ate the Shizz Whoop he prepared.
Ex. 4) In order to become a devoted Noopie Club Member, you must eat these wonderful Shizz Whoops!
Ex. 5) Lasagna for lunch?! HOLY SHIZZ WHOOP, THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!
One better than the upper deck. Instead of taking a shit in the upper tank, you take a shit on top of the upper tank. Where the upper deck is a delayed sabotage, the skybox is a blatant act of defiance.
I can't wait to see the look on Marty's face when he finds out I skyboxed his toilet!
|39.||Sam Houston Institute of Technology|
acronym for SHIT but also a very prestigious school in Texas only 5 out of 1000 applicants are accepted
Brian: Shoot I really have to find a good college, can you help me out, man?
Austin: You know, man, I heard the Sam Houston Institute of Technology is a real good school. You should check it out.
(goes to check out online, finds Urban Dictionary entry, friend cracks up)
|40.||The Class Toilet Paper|
That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?
Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
The day after good Friday. This day is for doing stuff that you wouldn't do on good Friday... or any other day. Its like mischief night. Except more epic.
Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? Oh I'm shitting on Sammy's wall, wanna come?!
Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? I think I'm going to go to Sammy's house and throw a flaming bag of shit at her... WANNA COME?!
When someone says something so stupid but they think its the smartest thing ever. Usually associated with lame pranks and revenge stunts that are so stupid and are caught so easily.
Man that was a Baulshit prank, we busted him from the moment he said hello!
Yo i wanna get back at my friend, ill pull off some BaulShit and mindtrip him and not get caught!
Yo man, cut the BaulShit, i know its you tryin to prank me!
Man, do you really think im gna pull off some BaulShit like that (while secretly in their head pissed off that they are caught)