when a bitch/dude has herpes or a cold sore on their lip and it is very evident.

A dark discolouration of the lips, both the Labium superius and the Labium inferius, as a result of smoking a poorly constructed joint or using low quality papers or roach material. By no means occurring frequently, when it does happen it can be notoriously difficult to clean off, and may require the use of a damp flannel or other rough material.

Usually a brown hue, green lip can sometimes be detected by feel (the lips can become slightly sticky) but is invariably pointed out to the sufferer by a smoking buddy. Those smoking alone may only realise they are suffering from green lip when looking in a mirror or meeting another person.

The name does not come from the colour of the residue left on the lips, but from the cause of the colouration - green.

Of or relating to shit.

a) when a girl wears shiny pale colored lipstick making her lips luscious and frosty.

b) a girl with very cold lips

c) when a girl is doming you up nice and juicy-like and asks for your load on her face, and then proceeds to forget what is on her lips, she is said to have frosty lips

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pa...

a piercing of the webbing between one's top lip and top front teeth so when one smiles it can be seen.