n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.
(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.
(ex) Oh shit mittens!
(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.
When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.
The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.
Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.
Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.
Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.
when you have to play badminton in PE
Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.