Ethan: "Shit hell! It was massive, bro!"
What deems a person worthy of being thrown into Shit Hell is purely subjective.
Josh: "Also turns out you're going to Shit Hell."
Ethan: "If you don't put Jason Christ into your heart, you'll go to hell, and if you don't allow Ted Haggard to dip his tip, you'll go straight down to Shit Hell."
Jesse: "And if I marry outside of my race?"
Ethan: "Shit Hell."
Jasper: "I broke the law by going 57 in a 55."
Tommy: "You'll be hanging out with the Shit Devil soon enough for that!"