One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.
First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"
Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.
In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.
While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."
About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.
1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.
Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."
General insult to anyone with below intelligence or general dislike. Commonly changed to 'Shit girl' or any other such word in the English slang 'dictionary'. E.g: 'Chicken boy!' or 'Curry Boy!' (also first word should be spoken with extended syllables.)
'What you doing this weekend?' 'Nothing with you Shit boy!'
|32.||hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate|
The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
Another stupid class.
You start off the year, doing easy shit like a review or some shit, but by September or October, you're being forced to read some gayass book written in 1950 about some 11 year old faggot who got lost on an island or some shit. Most people don't give enough fucks to actually read the goddamn book, and use Spark Notes and Wikipedia to write their essay. You get more homework then in any other class. The average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some shit book, writing some shit essay, doing some shit worksheets or filling in shit answers on your Spelling book. Over all, this class sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.
And to make shit worse, there is ZERO FUCKING things to learn in English class.
If you're ever forced to take this class, well, sucks for you. I just flunk the goddamn english class.
The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.
"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.
an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:
1) Your Venn English Homework
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and scrape both of your knees.
Friend "hey man can I have some help with that last question on our english homework?"
You "Oh shit! I left mine at home!"