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Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"
by Mr.Blister September 21, 2007
When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.
When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.
by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003
A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.
Stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his shit blister when he sat.
by Larry Sanders December 07, 2004
A mushroom , grow in shit. Little white blisters in a giant pile of shit
OH MAN! they put shit blisters on my pizza
by YBJ March 19, 2005
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