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When a man pulls out while getting some brain and skeets in between his girls eyes, then she goes nuts and falls on her ass and starts lactating like a fountain from her tits. And he gets the chance to rehydrate from all the rigorous activity. I'd give that milk skeet a 9.6, that shit almost hit the fan!
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| 23. | Ink Skeet | ||
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A term used by a person playing Mario Kart on the Wii. This person either uses the "squid" item and shoots ink all over the opponents screen, or receives the the ink on their screen. Like an male orgasm on the face. Mother fuckin INK SKEET...i cant see shit!
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| 24. | Blumkin | ||
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Getting a blowjob while taking a crap. I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.
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| 25. | skeet skeet mafucker | ||
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when you do well at a song on guitar hero world tour 476 note streak:
Bambi says "shit man that was awesome" Flake responds "Skeet skeet mafucker" |
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| 26. | muddy salami | ||
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69 position sex porn chili dog fuck dick ass booty taste horny skeet-skeet nasty righteous fun party bro
When you take your friend's dick out(for him) stick up your ass( and shit on it). Lick the shit off, and make out with a girl(shit and all) Son, at this party last night, it was so wild we did 69s, chili dogs, and muddy salamis all night!
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| 27. | Let's crank this shit up to eleven | ||
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normally you'd say let's crank this shit up to eleven because its soemthing really awesome and cool and you wanna take it to the next level Jack:Dude i got some chronic wanna smoke it?
Tim:Let's crank this shit up to eleven |
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| 28. | valley forge | ||
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when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest. Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains. "Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"
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