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1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.
1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
by maracanda April 03, 2006
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Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
โ€shit a brickโ€
When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly โ€œshit a brickโ€.
by Said February 04, 2003
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Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.
He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression
I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>
by jmil September 21, 2003
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A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.
Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.
by MyBigTit February 21, 2011
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You did what?! Shit a Brick, mate.
by toona November 05, 2003
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Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...
by loz July 01, 2003
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