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Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'
Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!
by Avi February 04, 2004
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chris likes to shist shit at parties
by dictator of October 06, 2005
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A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.
I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.
by im12andwatisthis March 27, 2014
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Noun; the arm of an overweight person where the wrist and arm are seamless all the way to the shoulder. The upper body version of the cankle.
Man, her arm movement wouldn't be so limited if it weren't for her enormous shists.
She had to stop wearing her watch due to the size of her shists.
by Jay Ru August 17, 2007
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Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid
swearword:
Person1: Holey shist!
Person2: You mean shit?
rock:
Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
Person2: I know man, right?
by Food is life December 28, 2011
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The need to piss and shit at the same time.
Person 1: Bro whats wrong?

Person 2: I really need to Shist!

Person 1: Damn..
by Spify Dragon August 06, 2011
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One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".
Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.
by Clammy MacDougal June 10, 2003
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